Check out this amazing popup Citibank gives you when you’re creating an account:

According to Citibank, a person’s name:

• Can’t be too long or too short
• Can’t contain a bunch of specific numbers
• Can’t contain spaces, apostrophes, hyphens

In other words, your name at Citibank can’t be anything like a person’s real name. Really it needs to be more like a password. But not too much like a password.

Welcome to our website. Your designation is THX_1138.