"Update. Now Serving in All House Office Buildings, 'Freedom Fries,'" read a sign that Republican Reps. Bob Ney of Ohio and Walter Jones of North Carolina placed at the register in the Longworth Office Building food court.
The other day I was picking up my shirts at the Freedom laundry when I met a handsome man with his hair in a long Freedom braid. I invited him back to my house for some Freedom wine and before I knew it we were Freedom kissing. Turns out he's into Freedom active; we had a lovely time and then he left, promising to write me Freedom letters. I sure hope I didn't end up getting the Freedom disease. That'd be doubleplusungood.