Hey, Goat, you writing your blog?
Go away, Rat.

You know, I like blogs... I really do... You know why?
Go away, Rat.

Because they provide their frustrated creator with the delusional outlet of being a published author, sort of like how the prison warden lets the psychotic inmate scribble “poetry” on the cell wall so he doesn’t beat his bunkmate with a toilet seat.

Perhaps you didn’t like that analogy.

From today’s awesome Pearls Before Swine, a comic strip from Stephan Pastis.