The Roy Orbison in Clingfilm site has been making the rounds of the net for awhile now. But there's a gem hidden there - one of the stories set to music. Great phrasing.
Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.
'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.
'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'
  2003-06-19 02:03 Z